Don't Lie. Your not smart enough.

Ok. If your not smart enough to figure out that you need to order your medications from your mail order plan, before you actually run out of them, then your not smart enough to lie to a pharmacist about it.

Mrs Lier: Refill this. (Shoving bottle in my face)
Me: type type type.... Looks like you have a mandatory mail order plan.
Mrs Lier: Mail order? No I don't. Don't know what your talking about. Mail order?
Me: Hmm. Looks like you do. After the first fill blah, blah, blah...
Mrs Lier: But I just sent the order this morning, I'll never get it back in time....Slowly a look of stupidity takes over her face....

Now, it wouldn't be so damn funny if this patient didn't look like the all american grandmother.

Will they never learn?

Don't Call Me Doc

Don't call me Doc - I really hate it. Don't call me Druggist - I'm a Pharmacist. Don't call me your Buddy - because I'm not and don't call me 'My Pharmacist' because you don't own me. In fact, don't call me anything....don't call.

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